Ned Scum 2: Revenge of the charvers!

[KennyR]

Uhh...chavs with guns. What a nightmare that would be. They're bad enough with fireworks and air rifles! Having the ability to shoot a chav wouldn't make them any more polite, it would just result in a lot of dead chavs, a lot of vendettas, and a lot of decent people going to jail for murdering chavs who just pushed it too far.

Chris, if they play loud music at 10pm again, don't hesitate - call the police. You're within your rights under the Antisocial Behaviour act and Breach of the Peace laws. If the police don't do anything, phone them again. And again.

[KennyR]

FluffyMcDeath wrote:
You're not going to get anywhere if each side keels telling the other to piss off whenever anyone tries to talk about it. Neighbours who like each other tend not to piss each other off so much and neighbours that hate each other just keep escalating the hatred because both sides believe that the other side is the ass who is to blame and deserves whatever greif they get.

You can't reason with certain people, and Britain's chavs, neds, and charvers are these kind of people. They don't know the meaning of respect or compromise and asking them politely to be more sociable is likely to make them just as pissed as as shouting at them. The only real way to get them off your back is to ignore them. Or smash their teeth in. Unfortunately they tend to gather in gangs, so unless your gang is bigger...

[KennyR]

T_Bone wrote:
it's strange as hell that in America we don't have an equivalent to these people, most of us wouldn't be able to identify one of them if we saw them.

Well, you do really, except they're bristling with guns and living in very high crime neighbourhoods in the inner city slums and ghettos, and put caps in each other's asses for dissin' each other. Ours are just the same, except without guns. Or hard drugs (most of the time).

[KennyR]

T_Bone wrote:
Ours arn't as homogenous as yours though, there's no way you'd be able to identify them as a group.

True. In fact, 'homogenous' might be a bit of an understatement. 'Clones' would be better. They're terrified to wear anything different or have any style that isn't 100% the same as the rest of them. Considering how chavs attack anything different from them, that's understandable. Wearing a pair of jeans for instance is a corporal offence in chav culture, punishable by loud shouting, abuse, spitting, and punching and kicking where the numbers of chavs exceed the numbers of victims.