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Re: Glasgow Survival Guide
« on: September 26, 2003, 06:13:30 PM »
:lol:

I wonder if this gives non-Scots second thoughts about visiting our country? I bet before this y'all thought it was all green glens and men in skirts dancing around swords, huh? :)
 

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Re: Glasgow Survival Guide
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2003, 08:39:06 PM »
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That site was hilarious, I still dont understand what a ned is though, besides the funky accent all those people that site calls 'neds' just look like normal kids, over here in the US they would probably be considered 'clean cut' kids...


Neds love drinking, shouting at people, petty crime, and basically being the most annoying little bastards in existence. They have no redeeming features whatsoever: they don't work, they have lots of kids they don't pay to keep (which then the state have to pay to raise), they're no value to society, everywhere they go they bring drugs and crime. It's really as if they're a subhuman race caused by pollution or inbreeding. Of course, that's not the case...but it still seems like it.
 

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Re: Glasgow Survival Guide
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2003, 09:07:07 PM »
Neds might look like hiphoppers in those pics, but there are distinct differences. Neds are like what happens if you take a bunch of smelly retards and dress them up in (a very limited choice of) hiphop gear.

· They all look the same. Seriously. They all dress the same, wear the same brands (nike, kappa, etc), and have the same haircuts (gel on the front, making it look like they've stuck the front of their head in a bucket of grease). They're scared to look different, since neds will attack anything that's different without provocation. A gang of neds look like they've been cloned from the same bad egg cell.

· They wear white, which is not generally the best colour for people who never wash their clothes. Their stuff is usually dirty and disgusting.  They generally smell of marijuana, bootleg cigarettes, ultra-cheap drink, and last night's fish and chip shop sausage supper. A real hiphop fan would never let themselves get into such a condition.

· They prefer rave and hard techno, not hip hop. In fact, most neds won't even know what hip hop is. They'll probably say it sounds "poofy".
 

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Re: Glasgow Survival Guide
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2003, 01:48:04 PM »
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I was thinking about that too - there will always be people dumb enough to have charver babies, as long as charvers keep breeding more charvers. We should put them in camps. Sieg heil!! :lol:


As long as they could still claim social, they could still hang around corners with White Lighting and Buckfast, and if there was a JJB Sports in the camp, they'd love it.