How come people already know the board will be underpowered? How come people already know the XMOS chip is useless?
I've been working with these chips for months. It's a neat little micro controller with cool architecture but it doesn't bring anything to the table on a desktop machine. There's nothing it can do that isn't better suited to doing on the host processor.

I'm not just trolling here, I'm actually using these things in projects.