It's not trolling. PC I/Os aren't that fast. Anything requiring multiple I/Os becomes comparable on Amiga using a single I/O. And in some cases, Amiga surpasses PC. I compared with USB and Gameport. Floppy disks aren't obsolete if that's all you need to play games or write your software. Burning CDs is usually slower than copying a file to/from floppy and floppies work with older machines that don't have Flash drive capability or drivers (like Win98SE). Hey, why don't you just give up on the joysticks and do research on palette index data swapping. I prefer programs on older machines that are highly optimized and work flawlessly at 60Hz. If it gets the job done, why label it obsolete.
I/O is not slow on the PC, and polling legacy I/O ports on the PC isn't slow with even antiquated operating systems. You haven't been making the case for using older hardware, you've been arguing that old Amiga hardware is superior to modern PC hardware.
Floppy disks are obsolete, and I still use them, mainly because it's the easiest way to run my own hobby software on the PC. (none of my PC's support booting from USB pen, even though I boot from USB floppy). It is antiquated, nobody uses it for anything. Floppies, especially the ones made in the past 15 years are awful! The quality is way worse today then it was in the past.
Anything that falls out of common use is antiquated.