This is why

[the_leander]

You're fat...

Behold

The Turbaconucken

Dun dun duuuuuh!

[the_leander]

A triple heart bypass on a plate

I think the only way this could be made more unhealthy for you is if the Scotts ever got hold of this and dropped the lot into a deep fat fryer :roflmao:

Have a look for the £10 "Full English Breakfast" if you want another prime example of gastric debauchery.

Sweet mother of...

That's just not right! :nervous::eek::crazy:

[the_leander]

:roflmao: Indeed.

Ever see that SNL "Taco Town" sketch? Classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWu-gqoMUn0 - unfortunately not the original. I guess this guy doesn't know how to rip

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

That is messed up on a whole different level :laughing:

And then some. You'd need an extra pair of stomachs just to hold the bloody thing.

Or my brother

[the_leander]

Up to a point, the Taco Town Taco actually looks quite nice...

Admit it, it was the blueberry pancake at the end that was a step too far

[the_leander]

We both ordered out tonight  from a new place, I got a Chicken Tikka Calzone and Siouxsie got a Munchie Box.

There was one thing on the menu that I  wouldn't get though - deep fried cheeseburger!

I've heard of deep fried mars bars among other things, but the cheeseburger is a bit much.

Deep Fried pizza was the thing to have a while back, so I heard.

Oh shi... :lol:

[the_leander]

Try an Ulster Fry.

That's... artery hardeningly tasty looking

[the_leander]

It looks a bit effeminate next to the £10 breakfast.

True, but it's something I'd be happy to om nom without fear of my stomach attempting to recreate the scene from Alien.

[the_leander]

I presume you have partaken of a battered mars bar?

That craze hit plymouth during my last year at secondary school, so 97.

And yes, I did try it, I loved it. But they stopped doing it after they realised that it effected the flavour of the oil for everything else