A particularly odd one.....

[GadgetMaster]

Cyberus wrote:
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"Train defecator hunted by police"

Our police have difficult jobs to do. I wonder if they will use the 'shoot to kill policy' in this case :flame:  :destroy:

I don't mean to take the piss ....

....I'll get my coat....   :lol:

[GadgetMaster]

the_leander wrote:
Damn, I seem to have walked into Groaner's corner here  :lol:

That works on another level if read in context with the thread subject.  :lol:

[GadgetMaster]

Karlos wrote:
Feed the culprit a load of really hot food and he probably would be groaning in a corner somewhere...

I'm sure a weeks worth of pasta would also produce the same results but for an entirely different reason though  :lol:

[GadgetMaster]

Aye!

Maybe that's what they will feed him in prison as a form of rehab to stop him from re-offending  :roflmao:

[GadgetMaster]

Karlos wrote:
The question arises, what drives a person to want to repeatedly crap on trains and smear it about?

Is the guy mentally ill, or just a bit dissatisfied with the service?

Maybe it was the food served on the train coupled with the fact that all the toilets always seem to be out of order anyway. He could be making a political point but I doubt it.  :insane:

[GadgetMaster]

Actually that would be an effective but extreme method of "reserving" a whole carriage for yourself. A bit like lions and other animals marking their territory with urine.. If you can stand the "fragrance" of your own recycled food that is.  :lol:

[GadgetMaster]

Well you never know those Turdsnotpie lovers