Joke for Friday

[GadgetMaster]

A magical frog is walking through the forest w3hen he comes upon a bear and a rabbit. He says, 'since you are the first creatures I have seen, I will grant you each three wishes'.

The bear goes first and says, 'I wish I was the only male bear in the whole forest.'

The rabbit says, 'I wish for a helmet.'

Poof they got their wish.

For the bear’s second wish, 'I wish I was the only male bear in the whole country.'

The rabbit says, 'I wish for a motorcycle.'

Poof they got their wish.

For the bears last wish, 'I wish I was the only male bear in the whole world.'

The rabbit makes his last wish by saying 'I wish the bear was gay'

Then he strapped on his helmet got on the motorcycle and rode away. :-D

[GadgetMaster]

Not really jokes but some interesting ANAGRAMS.

Makes you wonder,...

Schoolmaster = The classroom

Listen = Silent

Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello"

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

Astronomers = Moon starers

The eyes = They see

Conversation = Voices Rant On .

The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"

Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active

Software = Swear Oft

The Hilton = Hint: Hotel

[GadgetMaster]

A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?" :crazy:

[GadgetMaster]

@PMC

Groaners not allowed here. They have their owen little corner. Have respect man.  :insane:  :whack:  :-D