Jackal:
Hopefully I'll try and make it. However
1) Its a Friday and just doing the few miles on the M1 might take an age, thus I would be late. (Finnish work at 6:30pm, Derby-> home->tea->Nottingham).
2) I can't drink alcohol
3) I can be a tart and drink lemonade instead! 
4) I dont have a beard!
5) I can only provide made up experiences on owning an AmigaOne+OS4
I hear you.
1) I've either got to: finish work at 6pm in notts -> S Derbys -> water/feed ->back to notts
or: go straight from work & hang around for you all to arrive, drinking lager shandy, wearing a shirt & tie.
2) I also won't be able to drink (see above)!
4) I don't have a beard either! Is this necessary? I could have one by the 28th though. Would a photo of me previously having a beard (or at least very unshaven) qualify? What about a false beard (and a packet of gravel)? This rule seems rather unfair to women too (well some of them....).
5) Me 2. I haven't use my 4000 for a while either. Me & lorddef will have to sit together at the 'naughty' table.
And finally, to give this post a point - anyone know anywhere good to park? Has the pub got a car park or is there anything close by? I've never been there.
And with it being a friday i'll be at the mercy of my girlfriend's whims anyway.
Martyn.
