Hopefully I'll try and make it. However
1) Its a Friday and just doing the few miles on the M1 might take an age, thus I would be late. (Finnish work at 6:30pm, Derby-> home->tea->Nottingham).
2) I can't drink alcohol :-( :-( :-(
3) I can be a tart and drink lemonade instead!

4) I dont have a beard!
5) I can only provide made up experiences on owning an AmigaOne+OS4 :-)
Oh and : "All Your Amiga Belong to Us".... :-D