An old one but I couldn't resist:
Comparative analysis of Religious Truths
Taosim - Sh1t happens
Confucianism - Confucius says "Sh1t happens"
Buddhism - If sh1t happens it isn't rally sh1t
Zen Buddhism - Sh1t happens... sh1t happens... sh1t happens...
Islam - If sh1t happens then it is the will of Allah
Judaism - Why does this sh1t keep happening to us?
Catholicism - If sh1t happens then you deserved it
Hinduism - This sh1t happened before
Atheism - I don't believe this sh1t!
Rastafarianism - Let's roll this sh1t up and smoke it!
