The Amiga Is A Toy - By Local Government Official...

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Just goes to show the average intelligence of the scots

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Well that makes even more sense
 
I mean you scots can't saty sober enough to do a job

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Not sure what that means, but I offer better-
Let's see, you are required to let in a person you pay with your taxes, who then proceeds to insult you and raise your taxes more. Idea! We have many extra, so how about we export a shipload of 'Tea Party' activists to Scotland? They will follow them around with bullhorns ranting about the taxes, gov'mnt overstepping, and hitler!

Its a derogatory Welsh language word for English or person of English heritage.
 
I still remember going to a Scotland V Wales rugby match and being vary impressed and amussed of the Scots chants of "We hate the English, we hate the english, we hate the English more than you"
 
 
:roflmao::roflmao:

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@ hardlink
Thanks but no thanks, we've enough nutters here in Scotland without those loony tunes Tea Party bamsticks being shipped over...
 
@ Vidarh
Communists... bunch of softies that lot are... and a trip to the gulag would be better any day than a trip doon ra water tae Saltcoats...
We scots avoid the doctors like the plague, if you do visit one your usually greeted with the words, 'sorry pal but you've only got three months to live...'
(PS:It's always winter here in Scotland, my granda once told me about this thing called the SUN but I think he was making it up...)
 
@ JJ
Now we Scots generally get on very well with the Welsh, cos we both have one thing in common, we both hate the English (it's a birthrite), but dinnae go n try nickin oor wurds "Sassenach" is a Scottish word...
 
@ marcfirck2112
May the fleas of one thousand camels infest the taxman's trousers for one thousand years (just to be sure)
That's too good for a Taxman, a better punishment for them would be...
May the fleas of a thousand rabid scaby dugs infest every orifice of you and all your descendants, or may you choke on the smell of a thousand drunken Scotsmens jockstraps...
 
@ Kronos
That referee was actually a one eyed German with a swiss passport, who's actual grandfather was Scottish and his Grandmother was Welsh with hint of Irish thrown in...
 
Sorry if I left anyone out but me brains starting to seize up...

Sorry Franko not trying to steal your words.   but its very simillar to to the bad word for English in Welsh, thought you had mis-spelt it
 
I cant say welsh and scots generally very similar, judging by the gibberish they seem to be talking on BBC Alba
 
Now cornish and Welsh very smiliar and also very similar to briton.

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He called the limey git a Saxon. Read up on your Scotts English history. The Brits have never treated the Scotts well. Not that they every really got along in the first place.

 
They didn't exactly treat the Welsh well either if you want to look up that history also.

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@ kolla
Tricky subject the old Shetland (hjaltland) is, let's just say we... erm borrowed them for a wee while and changed the name a wee bit and are taking good care of them...
 
@ Tone007
Orkney is quite simply the land where the best mature Chedder Cheese in the world come from... (they're allowed to roam free on that windswept little place until they reach full maturity, when they are mercilessly culled, wrapped in cellophane and sent off to the shops for me to buy and eat as cheese on toast...)
 
@ mikrucio
Are you a Taxman, hmm you sound suspiciously like a Taxman, Burn him, Burn the unbeliever I say... ( or failing that just gently prod him with a long pointy stick...)
 
@ JJ
Not even when drunk can either of BBC Albas two viewers understand what is being said, still it's one more viewer than S4C has... :biglaugh:
 
@ All Across The Pond In The Good Ole U, S of A
C'mon, own up which of you voted for the Tea Party... :confused:

:lol:
 
S4C has a pretty decent amout of viewers considering the small population of wales of about 3.9M
 
The first time I put BBC Alba on I thought, What they on about, they must be pished.
 
I love the scots me.  My gran is from edinburgh so I am part scot anyway.  Must be the part of me that makes me ddrink every day  No wait there thats the celt in me