Suggested bounty - A VOX sentence parser, something that breaks down and translates VOX's posts into intelligible English.
I would donate to that!

Kidding, kidding, Merry Christmas y'all! Once I get out of the office I'll probably head to the nearest bar, find somewhere to skate, or go home to some rum and a few rounds of Christmas Lemmings. Thanks to my Amigas I can pretend I'm 16 all over again... and that includes the rum!

:pint: