Why don't women speak english?

[Methuselas]

smithy wrote:
she'd had a nice time and would I like to go out again as friends.

WARNING! WARNING! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!!


I can already feel the jet engines sputtering. :lol:

Seriously, it sounds like a blow off, but she could want 'friends with benefits.' :-P Always a plus in MY book!!! :-D

[Methuselas]

mikeymike wrote:
Hear hear :-)  The first thing I did on configuring Counter-Strike was to switch off the voice mod.  It's hard to imagine a SWAT team/terrorist force that sounds like a bunch of geeks who don't get out often enough :-)

:lol:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Methuselas]

[snicker] I have found that refusing to commit has its benefits, Smithy. I seem to attract MORE women when *I* say 'I just want to be friends'.

Don't get me wrong, I'd like a commitment, but I want one like I had with my ex-wife, just with us BOTH compromising, instead of just ME compromising. I said it when I was 6, so I'm told and I still stand by it:

"Girls are strange people!" :lol:


[EDIT] - And never, EVER, forget the Tequila.  :-P

[Methuselas]

6 wrote:
I've been with my wife since 1974 and I still cannot figure out what she means on occasion.  Never got the hang of mind reading.  Women often have a habit of surrounding the subject of their conversations rather than talking about it directly.

Show her your original post and she might retract what she txt msg'd.

@ 6

Women have wholly embraced the dark side. They're all Sith lords in my book.

They're inherently evil. They say one thing, but mean another. They will deliberately mislead you, only to blame you later for not knowing what they were talking about.

And my all time fav:

They never forget the simplest slight, yet expect you to forget EVERYTHING they've ever done against you.

Ask any man and he'll agree with me...

...unless he's pussywhipped. :lol:  :lol:  :lol: