Someone say something to cheer me up...

[aardvark]

I spend more time looking at Windows 2000 than other people...

Well no wonder you're depressed!

Here's a joke for you.

Did you hear about the man with five penises.

His condom fit him like a glove. :-D

[FluffyMcDeath]

that_punk_guy wrote:


Well, I tend not to open my curtains, or leave the house much at all.

Yeah, it starts as a symptom and turns into a cause. You'll have to fight that. Staying in just robs you of the will to go out.

So, if it's sunny, go walk somewhere, maybe somewhere you've never been before.

[Glaucus]

Don't know what to tell ya, but I know how you feel. Not having a job (or, more importantly, not having spending money) is kinda depressing. Actually, I don't want a job, I hate work, I just want money! Hmmm....  I need to hook up with someone like Paris Hilton.... Rich & sexy - my kinda woman!  :-D

  - Mike

[sir_inferno]

www.weebl.jolt.co.uk if that can't cheer you up nothing can :-)

[bloodline]

that_punk_guy wrote:
...please?

Have you noticed how small my brain is :-o :-(

Look at all that Empty space... I'm sure I could fit some more testicles or something in there. :-s

[bloodline]

I need to hook up with someone like Paris Hilton.... Rich & sexy...
 

... and well boned :-(

[that_punk_guy]

bloodline wrote:
I'm sure I could fit some more testicles or something in there. :-s

Tee hee hee :-D

[Venkman]

Hmmm... I'd love to say something that would cheer you up, but as usual my minds a blank. :-?

[cecilia]

aardvark wrote:

I spend more time looking at Windows 2000 than other people...

Well no wonder you're depressed!

Here's a joke for you.

Did you hear about the man with five penises.

His condom fit him like a glove. :-D

is that what they mean by "Fisting"??
 :-o  :crazy:  :nervous:

The unfortunate tales of Jonopike # 1

One day, a troll by the name of Lenny the Penny stole some tennis balls from the bag of one troll named JonoPike. JonoPike was unaware of this, until came the time when he had to pay for some Airtime from Virgin Mobile, and looked in his bag for his wallet.

"Where are my balls!" shouted an enreaged JonoPike

The other customers started to back away, as JonoPike continued to go mad

"Has anyone seen my balls?! Where are they?! I had them on me not 5 minutes ago! I checked!!"

--

Feeling better?

[that_punk_guy]

@JonoPike

Well, I'm feeling marginally more bemused...

[restore2003]

@tgp:

How about this?

[that_punk_guy]

Heh heh, the guy with animals sticking to him is pretty funny. :-)

The rodent at the bottom reminds me of my hamster.

[restore2003]

@tpg:

[Vincent]

You've just gotta love Calvin & Hobbes :-D

@tpg

Read some Calvin & Hobbes or Garfield, always cheers me up :-)

[that_punk_guy]

I think I'm gonna take a long walk and listen to lots of repetitive indie rock. I now officially, desperately need a life, and it's supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, but it's unfortunately also true in my case. Today, I am going to turn my computer off and open my curtains. Maybe even take a bath.