Options for folks who value their privacy and anonymity, listed in decreasing orders of security:
1  Join an Amish community while remaining offline and off the grid.  Churning butter is every bit as much fun as a session of Minecraft.
2  Design your own computer hardware and software that you can trust, and remain disconnected.
3  Use old stuff from before the invention of malware,  and remain disconnected.
4  Put your faith in Linux or other open source OSes (in the belief that no one would bury malware in obscure, community developed SW),  and remain disconnected.
5  Go online to only 'safe' sites, trusting, with trepidation, the latest security updates from your favorite vendor.  Firewalls are like castles, unbreachable.
6  Caution is for sissies!  Bank online and bare your soul on Facebook with gusto.  After-all, 99% of the world can't be wrong!
7  "The new world order can't arrive fast enough!  10,000 years of human history has become boring and stale."  Just don't forget to upload your mind when the moments right.