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Offline Linde

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Re: Why are girls so annoying?
« Reply #14 from previous page: June 01, 2011, 06:30:51 AM »
If you can't confront her about that you deserve being stepped on!
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Re: Why are girls so annoying?
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2011, 08:49:53 PM »
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Sigh... you've obviously got a lot to learn about the fairer sex young Kesa... :(


You call this behaviour fair?
Anyway, woman looks are way overrated. They look like blobs of tallow, of a candle burned wrongly.
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Re: Why are girls so annoying?
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2011, 08:54:17 PM »
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Trust me, some of them are gentle, thoughtful, and have common sense. Though on the other hand... I'm still looking for her. ;)
Or try the same sex, I can tell you satisfaction guaranteed!
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Re: Why are girls so annoying?
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2011, 10:31:19 PM »
Get married and you'll have the same sex everytime.
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Re: Why are girls so annoying?
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2011, 12:58:16 AM »
That's quite alright, I don't need shit on my dick or a beard rubbing against my back.
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Re: Why are girls so annoying?
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2011, 01:00:03 AM »
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Get married and you'll have the same sex everytime.


Yeah, onanism...
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Re: Why are girls so annoying?
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2011, 11:51:31 AM »
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Get married and you'll have the same sex everytime.


:roflmao:

Oh yeah... :)

First Year of Marriage - sex non stop and at every opportunity you get... :banana:

Second Year - Sex 3 or four times a week... :D

Third Year - Sex maybe 3 or 4 times a month... :)

Fourth Year - Sex maybe once every 2 months... :(

Fifth Year and beyond - Sex only on Birthdays, Christmas and the odd special occasion... :confused:

I've had more sex in the past 6 years than I had in the entire last 8 of my 13 year marriage... ;)

Stay single Kesa, cos after 5 years of marriage you'll be skint, under the thumb and working yourself into an early grave... :)
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Re: Why are girls so annoying?
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2011, 12:38:12 PM »


Hear ladies, hear!
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Re: Why are girls so annoying?
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2011, 12:39:43 PM »
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That's quite alright, I don't need shit on my dick or a beard rubbing against my back.

Except that it isn't like that.
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Re: Why are girls so annoying?
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2011, 09:38:17 PM »
Ughh huh, I hear ya. :) I'll tell you, I love some of the men in my life very much, but never once have I felt the urge to love and caress them as I do towards a woman who holds that special place in my heart.
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Re: Why are girls so annoying?
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2011, 10:03:15 PM »
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Hear ladies, hear!


Ahem... ;)

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