Except for smoking and moustache your almost right.. 
hmmm time for new wife?
LOL (thank God she even looks on these forums otherwise i am a dead duck!
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Ha I got the same problem, well 1) Can't afford it, 2) Can't collect it 3) the wife may kill me it I bought it anyway!
But that is some sweet ass stuff!
There is a 128 there too!!! Why is it all the rare stuff is so expensive ( did I just say that??

) 128, CDTV, A1000, A3000 are gaps in my collection.....and sell on ebay for about £100 each ;(