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Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2011, 07:44:00 PM »
I confess, it was I who stole the source code and you can never have it back, I'm selling it to Microsloth for Windows 8! Ha ha ha ha ha! You fools!
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Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2011, 07:56:48 PM »
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WOT... no neck poison dwarf Janeway...:roflmao:

That's no way to be talking about Mrs. Columbo!  :lol:
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Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2011, 10:15:02 PM »
Whoo Hooo.... :D

Cheers Karlos an off topic thread... just what I've always wanted... :)

Now the only problem is, what does one post here to remain off topic when the topic that was off is now lost elsewhere !!!

Guess we'll just have to make up our own topics then folk can start posting off topic comments thats not about the topic in the first place... :)

Ok... here's a topic... :)

OFF TOPIC POSTS !!! Should there be any off topic posts in this thread that have nothing to do with the topic in question or should off topic posts be allowed anywhere on the site just to remind certain folks that some things in life shouldn't be taken too seriously, especially on a computer forum... :)

Think that just about covers it... :)

So I'll just say to be off topic... did Piru & Dave kiss and make up or is Piru still in a cream puff with Davey Wavey about  his naughty little remarks... ;)
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Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2011, 10:23:46 PM »
Since we're off topic, I'd just like to say "arse".
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Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2011, 10:38:20 PM »
Can I say feck? And............ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2011, 11:00:09 PM »
Cherry trifles with broken glass and a big bag of peanuts, that what my granny never used to say all the time, even when he was just a baby plum living in a ferrets tobacco pouch 3 miles northeast to the south of the Watford Gap somewhere near India on the invisible planet of LeftOverMildew... :)

Oh yeah and Arse as well... :D
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Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2011, 11:36:09 PM »
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Since we're off topic, I'd just like to say "arse".

Big words from someone who doesn't drink and wears a crash helmet... :roflmao:
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Re: An Open Letter to Dave Haynie
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2011, 11:36:59 PM »
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Big words from someone who doesn't drink and wears a crash helmet... :roflmao:


Problem?
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Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2011, 01:02:25 AM »
Does anyone ever come to the Coffee House? :-)

Maybe I should resubmit my beer poll thread in one of the 'visible' sub-forums?

Mike.

P.S. Big jobs!
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Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2011, 01:35:11 AM »
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Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2011, 02:00:25 AM »
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Patrick Stewart on Extras
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M


Wow... after watching that with automatically generated Closed Captions (CC) or subtitles my ruddy jaws sore with laughing... :D

Dunno if you need a YouTube account to get it to display "computer generated automatic closed captions" by if you don't or you can set it to CC then give it a go it's hilarious what it comes up with... :D

for example:

Patrick Stewart Says: but I can still sneak a look in the mirror
Closed Captions Say: but could still see can american

Patrick Stewart Says: you've seen star trek the next generation
Closed Captions Say: using suffolk machinations

The rest is just downright funny and sometimes totally bizzare, much better than anything Ricky Gervais could write... give it a go... :)
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Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2011, 05:42:37 AM »
Don't pick hard at my avatar please.....

And please don't bring up Janeway. Voice like a chainsaw ripping through a tin dunny!

Hippy ?
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Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2011, 04:10:53 PM »
Just to remain totally off  topic here...

Did you know that if you take an onion with you to the top of Mount Everest then it will have shrunk by almost one third of it's size by the time your reach the summit... :)

However when you come back down again it will have actually reverted back to it's original size once again & have expanded to almost an extra 1 fith of it's original size when you reach the bottom again... :)

That is provided of course you haven't eaten it on your journey up or down the hillside... :)

An old man with two beards once told me that on the top deck of a bus many many moons ago... :)
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Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2011, 08:20:08 AM »
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An old man with two beards once told me that on the top deck of a bus many many moons ago... :)

Did he tell you anything else useful? Like how to calculate Pi to 100 decimal places, or how many cans of lager the Lord of the Spunk can drink before I'll fall over, and if no one is around to hear me snore, am I really snoring?
Did he tell you how to get back to reality and get back to Red Dwarf? Or was it just all about onions?
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Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2011, 09:28:48 AM »
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or how many cans of lager the Lord of the Spunk can drink before I'll fall over?

One? :pint:

I've seen you drink. One drink and then you fall off the stall :roflmao:
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Re: Off-Topic: Kirk v Picard and other shenanigans
« Reply #29 from previous page: April 28, 2011, 12:33:49 PM »
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Just to remain totally off  topic here...

Did you know that if you take an onion with you to the top of Mount Everest then it will have shrunk by almost one third of it's size by the time your reach the summit... :)

However when you come back down again it will have actually reverted back to it's original size once again & have expanded to almost an extra 1 fith of it's original size when you reach the bottom again... :)

That is provided of course you haven't eaten it on your journey up or down the hillside... :)

An old man with two beards once told me that on the top deck of a bus many many moons ago... :)


I think the bearded gent was eluding allegory.  Especially If you drop the onion in the Mutter Paneer when you get back down..  http://www.mteverestrestaurant.ca/indian.php  Yum..
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