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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #89 on: February 25, 2011, 10:43:32 AM »
I'm not sure sniffing pesticide is a good thing. If you really want to sniff something may i recommend a squirrels bum. I've heard it's a great alternative to ciggies. Let me know how it works out :hammer:
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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #90 on: February 25, 2011, 11:05:33 AM »
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I'm not sure sniffing pesticide is a good thing. If you really want to sniff something may i recommend a squirrels bum. I've heard it's a great alternative to ciggies. Let me know how it works out :hammer:


Um... not sure how we got to sniffing things from talking about drinking things, but then I'm never quite sure how you arrive at some of your conclusions... ;)

Anywhoo, sniffing squiggles bums is not easy as they tend to scurry around a lot and they've got very sharp teeth and claws, plus lighting them up can be a bit of a bugger when they're damp... :)
 

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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #91 on: February 25, 2011, 11:15:33 AM »
Amiga branded knives and guns to go after the idiots selling rights for the Amiga IP to use on all this unrelated bollocks is here by requested.
 

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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #92 on: February 25, 2011, 11:33:32 AM »
I want an Amiga branded toilet ... and why not ... while at it ... even Amiga branded toilet paper.
 

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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #93 on: February 25, 2011, 12:01:56 PM »
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Um... not sure how we got to sniffing things from talking about drinking things, but then I'm never quite sure how you arrive at some of your conclusions... ;)


OK follow me here. I didn't know what it was so i googled it and it said it's where they spray sheep with whatever. Notice the word 'spray'. A spray is a gas. You can't drink a gas. You can only sniff it or inhale it. Silly Billy :hammer:
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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #94 on: February 25, 2011, 12:12:26 PM »
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OK follow me here. I didn't know what it was so i googled it and it said it's where they spray sheep with whatever. Notice the word 'spray'. A spray is a gas. You can't drink a gas. You can only sniff it or inhale it. Silly Billy :hammer:
Aerosol? Isn't this taught at school level chemistry?

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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #95 on: February 25, 2011, 12:16:08 PM »
 

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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #96 on: February 25, 2011, 12:18:16 PM »
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OK follow me here. I didn't know what it was so i googled it and it said it's where they spray sheep with whatever. Notice the word 'spray'. A spray is a gas. You can't drink a gas. You can only sniff it or inhale it. Silly Billy :hammer:

I take it the day you went to school it was shut... :(

Sheep dip as any upside down land person will tell you is a liquid you can either dip yer sheepies in or spray them with... :)

What on earth makes you think a "spray" is only a gas, you can spray liquids too. Methinks your either as daft as brush or living downwind of a sheep farmer who's been spraying his sheepoids recently and you've inhaled too many micro droplets of the sheep dip "Spray" that was in the air... :)

Anywhoo don't go googling things it only rots your brain cell and it's my turn to use it next... ;)
 

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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #97 on: February 25, 2011, 12:24:36 PM »
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Below is a link to Barry Altman's response to the IContain situation:
 
http://www.commodore-amiga.org/en/forum/27-commodore-usa/1813-another-company-that-has-licensed-the-amiga-name-#1829
 
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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #98 on: February 25, 2011, 12:41:48 PM »
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Anywhoo, sniffing squiggles bums is not easy as they tend to scurry around a lot and they've got very sharp teeth and claws, plus lighting them up can be a bit of a bugger when they're damp... :)

I propose Amiga branded Electronic Smokeless Squirels!
 
The cool thing is that they could look like boing ball and only emit a "harmless" vapor.
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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #99 on: February 25, 2011, 12:50:35 PM »
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I propose Amiga branded Electronic Smokeless Squirels!
 
The cool thing is that they could look like boing ball and only emit a "harmless" vapor.


With Amiga licensing, the possibilities are endless!
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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #100 on: February 25, 2011, 01:23:58 PM »
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I propose Amiga branded Electronic Smokeless Squirels!
 
The cool thing is that they could look like boing ball and only emit a "harmless" vapor.


Started on the prototype, think I may have overdone it on the sheep dip though... :eek:

 

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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #101 on: February 25, 2011, 01:24:37 PM »
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The technology exists, yes, but OnStar uses it to serve the customer, not control them. There's a huge difference between buying something advertised as "our technology lets you disable your stuff if it's stolen!" and "our technology lets us disable your stuff if you don't pay up!", and good freaking luck trying to fool all but the densest of consumers into not seeing the difference.


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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #102 on: February 25, 2011, 01:39:05 PM »
How can you spray a liquid? hmmm lets think about that. Fly spray coming out of a can - is that a gas or a liquid? I think the Franko should have payed more attention in school. He can't tell the difference between a spray and a squirt :hammer:

How did that squirrel get so fat :confused:
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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #103 on: February 25, 2011, 01:42:35 PM »
I had an idea for new Amigas! We need Amiga branded fishing equipment!  


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Re: IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers
« Reply #104 from previous page: February 25, 2011, 01:48:15 PM »
@Kesa

By your reckoning, a Fireman would "squirt" water onto a fire then?