Muahahahaha! I actually run a massive international conglomerate called "Tickly, Inc". We are a secretive company, but we actually own Microsoft, all the major record and film companies, and all the commercial radio and TV stations in the world. You are ALL running my spyware! I KNOW EVERYTHING! :-D
Errr... or not...
As Vic Reeves once said "88.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot"