Prehaps Karlos misread your post count as 10000 and felt threatened :lol:
Anyway... Today I started to get jealous of a guy further down the beach from me who had no arms or legs, as three stunning girls in bikinis stopped to talk to him. The first one asked "Have you ever been cuddled?" to which he replied "No" and got a big cuddle from her. The next girl asked him "Have you ever had a kiss?" to which he replied "No" and got a lovely long kiss. The last girl asked him "Have you ever been *****d?" After he excitedly said "No" she replied "Well you will be when the tide comes in".
Then this evening I met a nice Russian prostitute called Onya Backubich :-D
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