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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2005, 09:30:27 PM »
feel free to post pics!
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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2005, 10:42:01 PM »
Hum,
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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2005, 11:46:16 PM »
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Women's groups are angry with a beer company which said the difference between a wife and a lover was 30 kilos.
hey, guess what, it's true.

what those dopy broads fail to see is that one could also say "the difference between a husband and a lover is 60 kilos".


They are all missing the big sale point here. The difference between lover and wife / husband is 30/60 kg. Beer helps you put on weight, so really the beer is helping lovers find matrimonial bliss..

How can anybody condemn that? :lol:
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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2005, 11:52:49 PM »
Hmmmmmmmm beeeeeeer
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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2005, 12:27:10 AM »
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Beer helps you put on weight, so really the beer is helping lovers find matrimonial bliss..
so....what you're saying is that beer will make you so grotesque that no one will want to have sex, making the best contraception there is.
and that equals "matrimonial bliss"

hhmmmm :huh:

interesting idea, there! :crazy:
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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2005, 12:29:39 AM »
Ah yes, but beer also helps you not to notice how grotesque the other person is as a result of heavy beer consumption :-D

It's a self regulating system :lol:
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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2005, 12:50:04 AM »
only if EVERYBODY is drunk off their arse!
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i have heard of "beer goggles"

if one person is drunk we have a situation where 2 people are throwning up for 2 entirely different reasons!
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« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2005, 09:07:44 AM »
Of course there is the hormonal angle too. As you know, they have recently proved that certain beers have products that break down into oestrogen. That explains why imbibing too much beer has disastrous effects on one's ability to drive properly  :-P
 

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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2005, 01:10:37 PM »
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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2005, 11:13:42 PM »
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That explains why imbibing too much beer has disastrous effects on one's ability to drive properly
especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".

eh, hem! :-P
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« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2005, 11:33:00 PM »
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especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".


An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)
 

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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2005, 11:35:28 PM »
i think you do both, alternately.

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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2005, 11:55:45 PM »
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especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".


An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)


It depends how big you are.

And whether it's still growing at that moment in time! ;-)
 

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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2005, 12:18:43 AM »
"..especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage"...."
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Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.
 

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Re: Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2005, 01:10:59 AM »
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Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.
it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door!  :-o


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especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".


An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)


It depends how big you are.

And whether it's still growing at that moment in time! ;-)
ah, yes, and the sides of the garage would sure appreciate the scraping!
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