Oh, something incredibly trivial. I was trying to work what battery manufacturers call "shelf life". They say that the shelf life of batteries is how long they take to get to 85% of original charge, just sitting there and not being used.
T=time, in years
D=discharge (per year)
C=charge level (1 being full, 0 being empty)
I worked out that C=(1-D)^T, but got stuck trying to get it for T. But with your help:
T = ln(C)/ln(1-D)
Cheap alkaline or zinc chloride batteries, for instance, have a self-discharge rate of 4% per year, therefore:
T = ln(0.85)/ln(1-0.04)
= 3.98
So it works out as a shelf life of 4 years. Which is exactly what they are advertised as having.
I needed to get this for other kinds of battery. It may be pointless, but it beats chewing a sock, even if I do need the fibre.
