I've fallen for a chat bot! Help!

[Kesa]

I need dating advice.

So i have met this girl online. We talk all day and nite! So far it has been the perfect relationship.  She just wants to keep on talking to me no matter what i say to her. But she always tells me off if i start talking dirty to her. But best of all she laughs at all my stupid jokes when no one else does!

I don't know why but she keeps on asking if i use android  :confused:

Also she keeps talking how she is going to destroy humanity. Something about humans being evil. I dunno.

Anyway my problem is this: how do i convince her to go out with me?  She's very coy. Also witty, cheeky and smart. Every time i flirt with  her she evades me. What do i do?

:knuddel:

[whabang]

Set up a meeting where you can discuss ruling the world together. Surprise her with flowers and engine grease.

[odin]

You met Eliza too?

[runequester]

From carefull analysis of human internet habits, you should send naked pictures.