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Offline Franko

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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #29 from previous page: December 24, 2010, 10:22:03 AM »
Seeing as how Karlos can't/won't post just now I thought I'd help out by posting a typical Karlos and me conversation here, it might help him with the shakes which will be quite severe by now :)

ME: OS4.0 is total cobblers... :(

KARLOS: No it isn't, your just not using it properly...

ME: Rubbish, I've tried everything, I even washed it in two different soap powders, same results, it's keech... :(

KARLOS: I've told you already It worked fine for me, you just won't listen to  good advice will you. ;)

ME: Anyway it's still mince, almost as bad as OS3.9 thats crap as well :(

KARLOS: Why what's wrong with OS3.9 now.

ME: Nothing it's just keech as well, and I should know cos I tried it once for 30 seconds... :(

KARLOS: Sigh... there's just no pleasing some folk is their.

ME: Look here matey, Im perfectly happy being an unhappy annoying pain in the bahooky... so na,na ,na ,na ,na :)

KARLOS: Right that's one na, na,  na,  na,na  too many your barred... :biglaugh:

ME: No Im not, I'm going to write to my MP, even though he's crap too... :(

KARLOS: Yes you are... CLICK...

ME: ......................

KARLOS: Ahh peace at last :)

























ME MARK II... I'm back... :roflmao:

KARLOS: Awe S&!T... :(
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2010, 11:02:05 AM »
To celebrate this milestone i started a group called the No Karlos Club.    :)

I mean, at 14999 posts the guy is just asking for it!    :rtfm:

Come and join.
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2010, 11:48:11 AM »
Lets start a conspiracy theory.

Erm... Vbulletin forums were never designed to cope with this many posts for a single user. After 14,999 the user is not able to post as the original designer of the software said "14,999 post should be more than enough for anyone".

If he does try to post too many times after that figure has been reached the consequences are unpredictable. Anything could happen from the servers blowing up to the end of civilisation as we know it.

A bit like the Milennium Bug really.

I think Karlos is being careful. We should be thankful for his foresight and responsible attitude.

Darn you Vbulletin developers!!! :madashell:
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2010, 11:51:38 AM »
Oh god, Franko's losing it. Karlos, for the love of Franko, please come back! As for the end of civilisation: meh, civilisation is overrated.
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #33 on: December 24, 2010, 11:16:27 PM »
Oi moto... wake up... only 45 minutes to go... :)
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #34 on: December 24, 2010, 11:38:35 PM »
He's actually cheating. He's still posting in the order of the sock social group but because it's a group it doesn't come up as a post.

Bastard.
Let's say that again - B**TARD

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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #35 on: December 25, 2010, 09:53:27 AM »
Hehe I'm up, I'm up!!! Not long to go now... He's probably just unwrapping lots of sock erotica for Christmas.
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2010, 01:51:51 PM »
Oh god, he's gone cold turkey! He's broken his a.org addiction! :(
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #37 on: December 26, 2010, 07:52:19 AM »
So the big 15k didn't happen... Hope everything's ok up there Karlos :confused:
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #38 on: December 26, 2010, 10:11:32 AM »
I wonder if santas kidnapped him and he's being held hostage a the north pole... :(

(I hear the ransom is 14,999 posts... :))

On a more serious note, hopefully he's just catching up with relatives and christmas stuff and is just too busy to post and nothing has happened... :(
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #39 on: December 26, 2010, 10:41:58 AM »
C'mon big yin say something... I see you lurking there over our shoulders... putting the willies up me so it is... :nervous:
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #40 on: December 26, 2010, 10:50:42 AM »
I wonder if this will get him out of the grass?

[youtube]kQFKtI6gn9Y?fs[/youtube]

Karlos can you recommend any others for me? Kinda lost as to watch next. PLEASE HELP ME!    :cry:
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #41 on: December 26, 2010, 10:58:55 AM »
Nah... it ain't working... :(

We're gonna have to go to plan B... :)
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #42 on: December 26, 2010, 12:29:50 PM »
hmmm his crack the magic 15k but since i have been away for a few days.. (i know shame on me..... )
what was his epic 15k Post of????? :D
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #43 on: December 26, 2010, 12:36:44 PM »
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Re: Karlos!
« Reply #44 on: December 27, 2010, 01:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Kesa;601852
..... Kinda lost as to watch next. PLEASE HELP ME!    :cry:


Try this one for size:

[youtube]zP0sqRMzkwo[/youtube]
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