I even pasted in a picture of the key to my RAID drives propping up the box on the unlevel monitor switcher to make it look real

I can't even prove it works. It doesn't. This kick-rekick-rekick Scheiss is killing me. If I boot from the disk, it accesses the disk and CD alternately for about 2 minutes, then hangs for longer than I can wait. If I run the "install from os3" thingy it never reboots. If I reboot it after that, I get either green GURUs or yellow TURBOPRINT alerts ON *BOOTUP*! I have to power down for at least 30 seconds to get the ol' A3000UX stable enough to boot all the way to 3.9 again.
Just when I thought I'd seen it all... :crazy: