@ J-Golden
Nah... it's all true it started way back last year when I posted one of me blogs here "McDougalls Mince & Onion Pies..." about how they had changed the recipe for their delicious mice & onion pies to a new improved recipe that basically tasted like a bucket full of sick & dead badgers with only one eye...

The managing director of the firm called me at home to try and sort it out (can't recall his name, or to be more honest I couldn't make it out as he spoke with such a thick southern Irish accent even I couldn't understand half the things he said, mind you I don't think he understood me much either)...

Anywhoo, seems they have withdrawn them altogether now and with bloody Birds Eye being a bunch of greetin faced twats (hmm... wonder if their Amiga users) it now seem poor McDougalls are being dragged through the courts...
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Still me and the SNP (Squirrel Ninja Party) have found out where Birds Eye live (well their corporate HQ anyway) and right now were drawing up battle plans to launch an all out attack on Captain Birds Eye and all his cheap nasty products (cept Birds Eye Chicken Burgers, cos their quite nice & tasty)...

It may have to wait a few days cos Albert (he's the wee fat one) has got a wee bit of a cold and him mum says he can't go Ninjaing about till he gets better...

So it looks like it'll have to wait till Tuesday before we can launch our cunningly crafty and dead sneaky attack on Birds Eye, but we have a spy in their camp keeping an eye on their HQ from the tree across the road, he's a big black Crow called GrandAlf (he's from Yorkshire) who's keeping a beady eye on the place and letting us know when the security guard takes his nap so we can sneak in undetected...

If you don't hear from me after Tuesday (round about teatime) me and the squiggles might have been caught and we'll need someone to launch a rescue party...
