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Offline HyperspeedTopic starter

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Athletes Foot
« on: January 22, 2006, 02:46:23 PM »
It was reported today that a budding new talent in the field of paralympics was devastated after thieves broke into his car.

Unfortunately for him, the only thing they managed to steal was the man's artificial leg. The man, 26, from the South West was reportedly 'hopping mad' and was not heard saying 'Who's going to foot the bill for this?'.

Thieves alledgedly smashed a window of the man's Ford Focus and legged it with the...  err leg.

Unfortunately, unless evidence of the offenders comes to light the young sprinter 'won't have a leg to stand on' in a court of law.
 

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Re: Athletes Foot
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2006, 08:14:09 PM »
*snigger*