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Got Glued Prank and Joke
« on: November 24, 2005, 01:16:46 PM »
Crazy, cruel prank and joke:
http://www.gotglued.com

From Rocky Mountain News:

NEDERLAND - The man who said he was glued to a Home Depot toilet seat in 2003 passed a polygraph test administered on Wednesday. Bob Dougherty, 57, smiled inside his lawyer's office just minutes after learning of the test's results. Wheat Ridge polygrapher Jeff Jenks was paid an undisclosed amount of money by Fox 31 News to perform the test.

Story from Appleton Crescent Post:

Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh sued his ex-girlfriend, Gail O'Toole, after she got even with him for breaking up with her. The jury ordered O'Toole to pay Slaby $46,200 for pain, suffering and emotional distress he suffered after O'Toole used Super Glue to paste his genitals to his abdomen. Slaby claims O'Toole invited him to her home and waited until he fell asleep to use the glue. O'Toole states the act was consensual and that Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

Joke from Jamaica-Gleaner:

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" And she replied, "They're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. At lunchtime, he asked the same question, got the same answer, giggled again and left. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again asked his grandma "Where's Mom and Dad?" His grandmother said, "They're still up in bed." When the boy started giggling again, the annoyed grandma asked why he was doing it. He replied, "Last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him superglue."