Explosive socks

[Cyberus]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4220522.stm

Hey, just for the novelty value....

[Doobrey]

I guess extreme measures are needed if we're to save a certain Amiga.org users' eyesight :-)

[Karlos]

...but at what cost?

[Doobrey]

Karlos wrote:
...but at what cost?

Well, according to my Middle-East contact, the semtex will cost half a camel.

[X-ray]

Which half of the camel, the front or the back? (it may matter you know)

[Doobrey]

Doesn't make much difference to me, as mine keeps falling over with only 2 legs.
But do you really think that Bloo...erm, our anonymous A.org user, is worth the back end?..then there's the fun of taking it to the Post Office. :crazy:

[X-ray]

Ja, the customs sticker will be interesting:

Type: gift
Description: arse-end of camel
Value: may be worth a go

[Doobrey]

 :lol:

I bet it'd get 'confiscated' by customs officers.

[Karlos]

:roflmao:

[cecilia]

The sock ball, modified in that way, would be ideal as a cleaner of bung to be put in the top of the mortar tube     Prosecutor Mark Ellison

i don't even know where to start with that sentence   :-o

[PMC]

X-ray wrote:
Ja, the customs sticker will be interesting:

Type: gift
Description: arse-end of camel
Value: may be worth a go

HM Revenue & Customs Officer: Anything to declare sir?
Bloodline: Only my stiff socks and this suspiciously large, half-dromedary shaped package.
HM Revenue & Customs Officer: Have you noticed all these flies buzzing around?
Bloodline: Yeah, they're a nuisance around the rear of any camel at this time of year?
HM Revenue & Customs Office: Are you saying that I'm a camel's arse?
Bloodline:  No sir, but you can't fool them flies.