FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAY!

adz wrote:
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Contrary to another forum members beliefs, today is indeed just another Friday, not for me though, today marks the beginning of two weeks holidays :-D Here's a pre-emptive "Cheers!" to a good weekend :pint:

Bar steward!

I hate you! :-P

[Karlos]

Quite so, quite so!

Another Conniequisttag is upon us!

[adz]

mdma wrote:

Bar steward!

I hate you! :-P

I can live with that :-P :lol:

Karlos wrote:

mdma wrote:
(c) 2004 - The Memoirs of a Texan Assbandit by George W. Bush.

:lol: It does have a certain "Dead Ringers" feel to it, eh?

I dunno why this double entendre escaped me last time round, but I will not let it get away without me twisting it into a filthy depraved work of literature! ;-)



They f*ck dead people in Texas?  Up the wrong un you say?

[Karlos]

mdma wrote:

They f*ck dead people in Texas?  Up the wrong un you say?

Only in Crawford, I'm told.

[adz]

mdma wrote:

Karlos wrote:

mdma wrote:
(c) 2004 - The Memoirs of a Texan Assbandit by George W. Bush.

:lol: It does have a certain "Dead Ringers" feel to it, eh?

I dunno why this double entendre escaped me last time round, but I will not let it get away without me twisting it into a filthy depraved work of literature! ;-)



They f*ck dead people in Texas?  Up the wrong un you say?

Wonder if he has been to an NA* meetings?




* NA - Necrophiliacs Anonymous

[Karlos]

adz wrote:
Wonder if he has been to an NA* meetings?

They banned him after the first. They simply didn't have the time it took for him to pronounce it correctly when declaring himself :-)

Wonder if he has been to an NA* meetings?

"My name is George and I'm a necrophiliac.  I've been clean now for three and a half hours, why I just shot a poor boy right outside the hall here, then f*cked his ring for Uncle Sam.  I feel confident I'll be able to complete the 12 step programme to recovery, but what am I gonna do with all these Eye-Racki stiffs that I sent my boys over to kill for me to feed my lust for sexual relations with rotting flesh?"

[adz]

@Karlos & mdma

:lol: :roflmao: :laugh: :roflmao: :lol:

You guys just made my day :-)

[whabang]

:lol:

[whabang]

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It's FRIDAY again, and the neighbouring city has it's annual festival this weekend! Woo! :pint:

[Cyberus]

Woooooooohooooooooo!

:pint:

(In fact, I've already had a couple - just come home to get scran and to smarten up before going out...the birds won't know what hit 'em)

[Well, you know, these days I need a cosh*]



(That's hyperbolic cosine, btw ;-))