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Re: Car Mechanics
« Reply #14 from previous page: June 26, 2005, 12:39:30 PM »
@doobrey

You don't need to ask, IIRC you have a franchise on revolution day, starting with a bunch of interior designers. Just put them on your list :lol:
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Re: Car Mechanics
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2005, 06:59:36 PM »
@ Karlos & Doobrey

Can I also add people to The Wall please? If so, these are the samples I would like to send:

1) All those lippy self-important ponces who get a thrill jerking us around when we need passports /driving licenses sorted out and they do their best to be obstructive.

2) The stupid women who rush up to a ticket barrier (on the underground), stand in the channel and block that gate for a good 15 seconds while they root around in their handbags for the fuggan travelcard. These are also the ones who are likely to take an eternity to pocket cash and card at the ATM, and also hog the till at a supermarket because they want to put the slip / card / change away in a SPECIAL PLACE in the goddarned bag.

3) People who don't wait for you to get out of a lift / train carriage. Instead, when the doors open they rush in like they're playing Quake and brush you aside.

4) Any muthafukka who does any of the following in a cinema while the main feature is showing: chatting, letting the phone ring, rustling a sweet packet, kicking seat backs, wearing swishy fabrics like wind-breakers, and eating the popcorn so that it sounds like 17 warthogs rolling around on a pile of twigs.

Ja, that's just for starters. I am sure I can find MANY more candidates for the wall. By the way, I can supply the machine-gun in the name of humanity.
 

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Re: Car Mechanics
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2005, 07:16:42 PM »
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3) People who don't wait for you to get out of a lift / train carriage. Instead, when the doors open they rush in like they're playing Quake and brush you aside.


If you ever see a northern bloke getting off a train, and push someone who is trying to get on firmly in the chest with both hands, closely followed by "F*ck off you d*ckhead, there are people getting off before you get on!".

It's me.

I really can't stand it, so i push them right back onto the platform.  Usually every second friday at Birmingham New Street around between 4pm and 5pm. I've never had anyone try to get back up onto the train in approx 7 years of not putting up with it. :-)
 

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Re: Car Mechanics
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2005, 07:52:29 PM »
If only it was legally acceptable to give them a Bud Spencer-style b1tch-slap too...those used to make me laugh