1. That little plastic thing companies put in the middle of a delivered pizza is actually an audio transmitter that will send all your conversations to the NSA via satellite. So now you know why they tax pizza.
2. Sewage dumping and goldfish (cracker) sales have risen 3 percent this year. You don't need to be too sharp to figure this one out folks... I mean, they are both yellow.
3. Big Brother is at it again. If you weren't aware the government hosts a free server where you can search for anyone that owns a domain name. So if you were to search for
www.amiga.org, you would find wayne's name, address, phone number, etc. But score one for the home team, I know who's running cia.gov :-)
4. The EPA actually stands for (E)fferus (P)atria (A)dministratio, which is Latin for "fierce homeland government", and is more powerful than the CIA and the NSA combined.
5. The electronic can opener is the one piece of technology that men will not use. Could this be a simple gender role issue, or rather, is the government trying to keep men out of the kitchen of the future? Well, it worked in the 40's, and the 50's, and the 60's...
Legal Notice: Well this concludes my conspiracy theories. Please note that not all of these can be proven, so in the meantime, remember that you government guys can't do a thing... freedom of speech is a {bleep} isn't it?
