Keep the bacon ya bunch of pig killers, I'm a veggie.
As for the displays of national pride, I'm mixed English, Scots, German, French, Welsh and Inuit. Everytime I think about what bit of me did what to what other bit..... Oh the shame, the anger, the guilt..... I can't take it.
....and butter is fine on pancakes, icecream too (but not both together).
