Yeah, that's what I thought. It's a rev. 6.2 mobo.
Alrighty... figured it out. J102, which was just a couple of solder pads, had solder splashed between 'em. Desoldered the pads, moved J101 to the right AND opened J500 - voila! There's my full 1MB Chip RAM :drink:
Totally goes against what I've read in English online (BBOAH), but after some German translating on other sites - got the desired results. Yay!