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Re: Amigaone sounds weird
« Reply #44 from previous page: September 10, 2003, 06:34:45 PM »
COMPUTERS ARE NOT ORGANIC!

BUT, they can be downright . . . UGLY!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

@SONG: All Computer Things Dull and Ugly

All computer things dull and ugly,
All computers short and squat,
All computers rude and nasty,
The engineers made the lot.

Each little PC that is poisonous,
Each little MAC that stings your hand,
The engineer made their brutish GUI,
He made their horrid mouse' and....

All computer things sick and cancerous,
All computers great and small,
All computers foul and dangerous,
The engineers made them all.

Each nasty little AT,
Each beastly horrible 386,
Who made the spikey Pentium,
Who made the next one, Those dicks.

All computer things scabbed and ulcerous,
All computers both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous Pentiums,
The engineers made them all.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

So, just remember your AmigaOne is NOT
a poisonous PC, or a stinging Macintosh!
-vortexau; who\\\'s still waiting! (-for AmigaOS4! ;-) )
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Re: Amigaone sounds weird
« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2003, 08:07:54 PM »
:lol:

"All computers foul and dangerous,
########## has owned them all" ;-)
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Re: Amigaone sounds weird
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2003, 10:52:50 PM »
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Coming from Hartlepool originally, I find the derogatory term "Chimp Choker"...well, pretty damn funny actually


So does that mean that Peter Mandelson is a Chimp Choker?  :-D
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Re: Amigaone sounds weird
« Reply #47 on: September 11, 2003, 12:09:21 AM »
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Coming from Hartlepool originally, I find the derogatory term "Chimp Choker"...well, pretty damn funny actually


So does that mean that Peter Mandelson is a Chimp Choker?  :-D


Nah, he's just a slime ball. He's not actually from Hartlepool, he was just MP for it...
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Re: Amigaone sounds weird
« Reply #48 on: September 11, 2003, 12:44:14 AM »
yeah I know.....an honorary chimp choker.... :-D
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Re: Amigaone sounds weird
« Reply #49 on: September 11, 2003, 03:35:48 PM »
-vortexau; who\\\'s still waiting! (-for AmigaOS4! ;-) )
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