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GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
« on: May 23, 2008, 06:57:37 AM »
Here.

Obviously it was an honest mistake (he meant "Jaws" accelerator), but I still LOL'd.

From the auction:

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GVP Jews 68030 CPU/68882 FPU Accelerator @40Mhz with 2MB RAM Installed.(32MB MAX)


 

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Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 07:06:03 AM »
My Blizzard 1230 @ 50Mhz is quite gentile  ;-)
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Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2008, 07:56:41 AM »
The GVP Jews were a little known hasidic crack-tro group from Yonkers.
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Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2008, 08:38:59 AM »
The accelerator was circumcised on the 8th day.
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Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2008, 08:45:36 AM »
you can only use kosher ram with it i suppose.
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Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2008, 09:13:43 AM »
Maybe it was subconscious, I mean jeez look how much money he's trying to get for that thing!

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Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2008, 06:48:10 PM »
Price seems fair, but everytime I look at that advert, I'm sure i'm smelling Pork Pies!? - or maybe it`s just my nose. After all, air is free!   :-D
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Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2008, 07:07:53 PM »
I'm just glad to see that Israel use Motorola processors unlike evil Iran who use Intel chips!  :-D
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Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2008, 07:15:29 PM »
The current Intel chips were designed in Israel...
 

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Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2008, 07:24:12 PM »
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The current Intel chips were designed in Israel...


Well that buggered up that joke.  
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Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2008, 07:59:52 PM »
If you read the rest of the stuff in the auction he lists:

GuarterBackToolsDeluxe/Advanced disk utility program(Original with manual)


Hmmm...  I guess that is a safer place to put your stuff then with, say, a QUARTERback, eh?
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Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2008, 09:54:19 PM »
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Darrin wrote:
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Terse wrote:
The current Intel chips were designed in Israel...


Well that buggered up that joke.  


PMSL!!  :lol:
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