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Offline vortexau

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Re: Amiga
« Reply #44 from previous page: July 19, 2003, 04:18:05 PM »


"Hi kids! Kremmen here. You remember last time . . . ."

kremmen-4-015.mp3

The Troll-1 is being dragged into an eyeball 3 miles wide. What will happen next?
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Re: Amiga
« Reply #45 on: July 20, 2003, 08:58:53 PM »
What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?



Life of Brian script

MATTHIAS:
    Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
OFFICIAL:
    Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
CROWD:
    She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
    Sorry. I thought we'd started.
OFFICIAL:
    Go to the back.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
    Oh, dear.
OFFICIAL:
    Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
MATTHIAS:
    Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
    Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
OFFICIAL:
    You're only making it worse for yourself!
MATTHIAS:
    Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
CROWD:
    Oooooh!...
OFFICIAL:
    I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more--
    [MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL]
    Right. Who threw that?
    [silence]
    Come on. Who threw that?
CROWD:
    She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
OFFICIAL:
    Was it you?
MRS. A.:
    Yes.
OFFICIAL:
    Right!
MRS. A.:
    Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
    Ah! Ooooh!...
    [CROWD stones MRS. A.]
OFFICIAL:
    Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!
     
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Re: Amiga
« Reply #46 on: July 20, 2003, 09:51:37 PM »
>What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?

Did somebody mention me? :-);-)

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Re: Amiga
« Reply #47 on: July 20, 2003, 09:54:01 PM »
He has a wife you know... want to know what she's called?
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Re: Amiga
« Reply #48 on: July 20, 2003, 10:29:05 PM »
Well, since we are being silly, anyone seen the DILBERT comic strip lately?

Willy: "Sheepskin, write up our technology strategy"

Sheepskin: "Okay,...what's our strategy?"

Willy: "How should I know? Its not written yet. DUH!!"

Sheepskin: "How can I write about something that doesn't exist?"  "DUH!"

Willy: "It WILL exist, as soon as you write it. DUHH!"

Willy: DUH!
Sheepskin: DUH!
Willy: DUH!
Sheepskin DUH!

Willy: "JUST DO IT!"       *thinking* (double-DUH!)
Sheepskin: "Whatever"       *thinking* (Duh to infinity!)

Sheepskin thinking..*If my company stock had any value, I'd be selling it right now*
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Re: Amiga
« Reply #49 on: July 20, 2003, 11:20:01 PM »
This thread rocks but...

Amiga?  :-?
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Re: Amiga
« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2003, 12:36:43 AM »
it's only a model.
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Re: Amiga
« Reply #51 on: July 22, 2003, 02:23:21 PM »
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Re: Amiga
« Reply #52 on: July 22, 2003, 02:38:18 PM »
"..they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels.  And lo!  There was much rejoicing!"
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Re: Amiga
« Reply #53 on: July 22, 2003, 03:11:58 PM »
Amazeing
Machine
Is
Gods
Abigail

Most
Intelligent
Customers
Realize
Our
Software
Only
Fools
Teenagers

:-D
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