Spam mails are getting more prozaic every day. I just received a mail from Jonathan Wong (who?) with the same subject as this thread. The contents of the message were as follows:
Gary came in and told Howard that he had a piece of food on his lip.
Steve said they spoke to Lt. Artie said they found a guy who was driving a tow truck and he helped them get back. The guys talked about that and Robin was bragging that she got carded at a liquor store not too long ago and the girl was amazed when she saw her birth date.
He also said that any guy who is in the club at the time should be okay and not get into trouble. Ronnie said that he had a camera crew at his house filming his dog walking on his treadmill over the weekend.
The guys goofed on Eric for a short time and then Howard asked Eric if that bothered him. He said he doesn't go to parties or anything and didn't have any famous names. Brad said he's not lying.
Robin said that they should get a statement from Lonnie from Scores. Gary said all of the nails are yellow and gross looking.
She almost gave out her address at one point.
Robin asked Artie if he really wants to buy a house like that.
Shuli said he's getting better and doing good now.
Howard asked Richard if he could go without drinking for three weeks.
She said that Bubba is in Muscle and Fitness magazine so Robin asked 'Why'?
Gary came in and said that they had just moved and he was tired from doing stuff so he stayed home.
Really, I'm touched by this. Maybe I should collect all these stories, have them bundled and sell them. I might make a fortune :lol:
(Finally this message had some hardly readable image telling me I should buy stocks from a certain company which is about to shoot up by 2700%)