Lyrics that make you laugh

[anakirob]

GG Allin always makes me smile (even though he's dead).
Unfortunatley there is no way I could quote his lyrics on amiga.org.

[odin]

@cyberus:
I think that's what I'm holding in my hand here :-):

[anakirob]

How could I have forgotten this classic "MILKMAN" by APHEX TWIN.

Oh mister milkman
won't you deliver my milk
in the morning
Oh mister milkman
won't you deliver my milk
in the morning
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's....

 :lol:

[Seehund]

Off the top of my head, Yello's "Pinball Cha-Cha":

Come, come close to me, I tell you man you will see
I am like happy tree, come close and you will see
Every ball for me's another game.
For you this always looks the same

Hey you, man watch me, you might be right I am a fool
But man why don't you tell me, if you know a better tool

All the gates are lit, this is very good for me
Its like a kiss, watch out man and you will see,
Now all lights are on
Believe me man that I have won
I know for you this doesn't look a lot
For me this is the only thing I got.

I couldn't care less, if you take me for a fool
I know you couldn't show me any better tool

Oy oy oy I like my toy
Claro que si, is yes for sure
Oy oy oy I like my toy
A knack inside, I got another game
I press the button and it's not the same

The music and the voice it's sung with plays a certain role in the humour...

Rap "lyrics"? They usually just make me shake my head in disbelief for human kind.

[Van_M]

[Damion]

A few hillarious rap lines snatched from my brain...

"Even when I'm smoked out
I still can't be scoped out"

and these (which may be a little off):

"Biggie is the illist
my stylez are played out like armor - BAM
what the {bleep} you talkin bout, Willis?"

(that was "Cappodonna" and "Notorious BIG" respectively, for those interested...:-P)

-edit-

And one more..

"Let me give it to ya
like pop trivia
rollin' like cocain
straight from Bolivia"

[Cymric]

I prefer Dire Straits' 'Ticket to Heaven' when it comes to putting a smile on my face. It also has a wonderful rolling rhumba in the background which creates the perfect atmosphere to show what all those TV evangelists truly are: conmen and fraudsters. (With Knopfler acting the innocent sucker falling for their tricks.)

But my taste in music usually runs to the bittersweet than the humorous.

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Cymric wrote:
I prefer Dire Straits' 'Ticket to Heaven' when it comes to putting a smile on my face. It also has a wonderful rolling rhumba in the background which creates the perfect atmosphere to show what all those TV evangelists truly are: conmen and fraudsters.

Genesis did a similar one "Jesus, he knows me, and he knows I'm right" :-)

I must be really sadistic because I always laugh at "Mr Kirk's Nightmare" by 4Hero.

[Cymric]

I forgot I had a few others which make me laugh:

DJ Madman --- Meisje (which is unfortunately only hilarious for Dutch-speaking people)
David Byrne --- Miss America
Reinhard Mey --- Diplomatenjagd ('Diplomat Hunt', in German)
Reinhard Mey --- Der Mörder ist immer der Gärtner ('The Murderer is always the Gardener', in German)

and how could I forget:

The Yeastie Girls/Consolidated --- You Suck

[Star69]

Best/silliest lyric of all time has to go to Terrorvision - I can't remember the song title, but it's on Shaving Peaches

"The doggio and the catio are fighting on the patio"!!

[Wilse]

Pussbunny's "Zombie Sheep" has the lyric:

"When I'm trying to get to heaven
I'm surrounded by Zonbie S-club seven
It's enough to make you want to change your name to Kevin
Zombie S-club seven
What have I done
Zombie S-club seven"

Genius. :pint: