1) Hack the hardware and software as much as possible.
2) Jam in as many broken upgrades as possible.
3) Sell it on Greedbay.
4) Buy someone else's crap at mega-markup prices on Greedbay.
5) Complain about it here on Amiga.org!
6) Done. :lol:
LOL, yeah, that's about it I guess. :rtfm: