I'm going to have a bowl of pistachio ice-cream - don't you try and stop me!

[Cyberus]

"Urgent!!! I need to take a bath!"

"I slept with my wife to be last night, have a nice wank you loser?"

"You do NOT know what you are talking about! :-D"

[Cyberus]

that_punk_guy wrote:
Nooo! Don't do it!! :-o

Hmm... *shrugs*

Cyberus wrote:
"I slept with my wife to be last night, have a nice wank you loser?"

There has to be a good comeback for that. Something along the lines of, "Yeah, she has real nice hands."

:-D

In the 15 months or however long I've been using this site, that is the one thing that someone said that had me in stitches [the, "I slept with my..." phrase], perhaps I have a bizarre sense of humour?

Oh btw, seems as if I missed your b'day Chris, so here's a belated 'Happy Birthday!' :pint:

[Cyberus]

bloodline wrote:

Actually, the come back is "Yes, I was getting bored with you mum." ;-)

Heh, trust you to take it too far and start talking about incest!

[Cyberus]

bloodline wrote:

Cyberus wrote:

bloodline wrote:

Actually, the come back is "Yes, I was getting bored with you mum." ;-)

Heh, trust you to take it too far and start talking about incest!

Says you, Trumpet boy :-o :lol:

:lol:
It's more of an oboe ;-)