This reminds me of something one of my friends said yesterday. Something like this, "What is it with 'hairstyles' these days? It seems as if someone has had their hair cut by a maniac who has selected random locks of hair, cut them to random lengths and then thrown hair dye at them. And the fact people pay up to 60 pounds [~100USD] for this! I'm in the wrong occupation, I should be a hairdresser!"
