I tried the 'watch TV' too - I said "Watch TV news" and he just sat on the chair - perhaps the TV is already on?
I asked him to get a book off the shelf and read, and he didn't, he just sat down.
I also said "Relax" - hey, I felt sorry for the guy, and he sat down for just a few seconds.
But I still want to know, how many chickens are there?