Aww come on!
Wales isn't crap!
You have a great rugby tradition, male voice choirs, very changeable weather (or at least whenever I've been there) ;-)
Oh by the way, I saw this film set in Swansea recently, its meant to be something of a cult classic. It's about these two brothers, their sister works in a massage parlour, and their family gets murdered in a fire by one of two crooked policemen, who is Scottish, but they eventually get their revenge at the end of the film.
If I remember the title, I'll post it here...
