@ onion
I like x56h34's idea (sheesh that's a silly handle!), or if not maybe Joanna's idea. To be honest - there'll be too much squabbling and arguing little like children otherwise (as has become evident already!).
viz
I GET PPC BOARD! :-x
Really, your best bet would be to sell it or auction it - It's a very noble gesture of yours giving it away, but I think that'd create so much hassle....
Besides, if people are willing to give you money, why not take it? You could always give the money to charity...
Just my ha'penny's worth...