Because I found this funny!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6117750.stm"And there was also a recent story involving a teenager who threatened her father with a hand grenade in an argument over paying for a mobile phone bill.
The father expressed surprise that his daughter had managed to get hold of a grenade from her friends, rather than simply use one of his own collection."
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: