My day!

[Cyberus]

Every sperm is sacred...

A bizarre thing one of my teachers told the class years ago, was - for heaven's sake, if you're gonna fantasize about someone, fantasize about someone you know in real life and not some screen tart...

I can't explain it necessarily, but I know what he means..

[Cyberus]

well I fantasized about a girl for years, and it was HER I fell in love with, and not just her body (although of course that was very important!) - and the story had a happy ending too! :-D

anyway, I don't get these people who say they fancy someone like J-Lo or Dimlow or whatever she's called
a) They're never gonna sleep with her
b) If they actually met her, they probably wouldn't want to...

[Cyberus]

iamaboringperson wrote:
I envy you, dude.

For
a) being able to shag for six hours? (AND without getting sore)
b) for having a pseudo-sexual encounter?
c) for being able to buy Irn Bru?
(I'm guessing you can't get it in Aus)