http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4526936.stmTian Fengshan, once the minister for land and resources, is accused of accepting more than 4m yuan ($500,000) in brides
Sounds like iama - how much did your bride cost mate? ;-)
The other thing is, what the hell is graft? My mum always used to use the word graft as another way of saying 'hard work'.
[And you can also 'graft' a plant to another's root base]