Yes, I know, I know
Posting crappy jokes that have been round cyberspace a hundred times...
I liked this one though, perhaps as I am a dog-lover, perhaps because I have a boring office job and have substituted a nicotine addiction for a caffeine addiction....
Thirty Reasons Why Dogs are better Than Wives...
>> 1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
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>> 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
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>> 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
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>> 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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>> 5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
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>> 6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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>> 7. A dog's parents never visit.
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>> 8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
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>> 9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
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>> 10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your
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>> 11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
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>> 12. Dogs can't talk.
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>> 13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
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>> 14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a
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>> 15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
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>> 16. Dogs like to go shooting and fishing.
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>> 17. Another man will seldom steal your dog
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>> 18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with
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>> 19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you
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>> 20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room
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>> 21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give
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>> 22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling
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>> 23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
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>> 24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they
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>> 25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
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>> 26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
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>> 27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put down.
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>> 28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
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>> 29. Dogs are not allowed in Harvey-Nicks or Harrods .
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>> 30. If a dog leaves you, it won't take half your stuff with it.
